| Yknow how women think it's uber sexy that men cook? Well it goes both ways. Who are the luckiest men in the world? Guys who have gfs that are culinary chefs.
*SWOOOONS*
*DIES* |
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| I don't think I've ever been drunk SMS'ed before. Lawl *awww* |
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| So... I met this girl at a wedding last month and over the past weekend we met up to grab some lunch together [read: not a date]. One of the bridesmaids initially introduced her to me as a "Facebook stalker" but like most things, I brushed it off because cmon... how much of a stalker can a petite Asian girl really be? Hrmmm... I was wrong. Before the wedding ended, we traded emails and later added each other on Facebook; this is when the creepiness started to sink in.
During our lunch, there were these little things in our conversation which clued me in on the fact that she had thoroughly gone through my FB profile. She asked why I held chopsticks with my right-hand when I'm in the "Left handers unite" FB group. She mentioned that I must love animals due to the number of pictures of pets I have posted online. I can't help but feel disturbed because she already has an impression me and it's based on a fucking profile; none of which has she confirmed whether this information is factual or fabricated.
Several things about this experience:
1.) The misogynist in me firmly believes that women, more than men, enjoy the aspect of being able to acquire readily accessible, quantifiable data. Women need reassurance.
2.) Maybe I've just been living in a cave. Perhaps this is how people get to know each other. The act of discovery is superseded by just "knowing". Cut-to-the-chase. Forget the pleasantries. Why waste time in finding out about a person when you can read it online?
3.) I've accumulated way too much fucking shit on my FB account and will need to delete the irrelevant stuff. Do you need to know that I like to flip my pillow over so I can sleep on the cold side? Well then I guess I don't need to be in that FB group.
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| What I said in a business meeting with a client: Sooo... did any of you see what Kanye did last night?
So professional I am! |
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